Overheard at the Little Italian Deli by my Office...
Counter Guy: Can I help you?
Customer: Do you have tuna?
Counter Guy: Yes, we do. Is that what you would like?
Customer: Is it "individual tuna?"
Counter Guy: Um...Pardon?
Customer: Like, tuna, out of a can, just for me.
Counter Guy: We have some nice tuna. We made it this morning. I can give that to you.
Customer: That's not individual tuna! (Pause. I lock eyes with Counter Guy and stifle a grin.) I guess I'll have to have something else, now won't I?!?