Overheard in the Old Navy Dressing Room

I overheard the following conversation yesterday in the Old Navy dressing room.

Daughter #1: (Trying on outfit in mirror.) I like it.

Daughter #2: Wow! That looks slutty! (Pause) You look really nice.

Mom: Your Dad will flip if he finds it in the wash.

Daughter #1: So I can’t get it?

Mom: I didn’t say that. Just get it in black.

Daughter #2: Yeah, blue is so much sluttier than black.

Ha!