Apparently Ben Jones (Cooter of television’s “Dukes of Hazzard”) is none too excited to see the new Dukes movie, calling it “a sleazy insult.”
(Well, it ain’t like the original was "Masterpiece Theater.")
In any case, this got me to thinking about other movies I have no interest in seeing:
- Anything featuring Madonna – even if it’s only a walk-on role
- The inevitable (and utterly tasteless) 9/11 movie that will come out about 30-40 years from now featuring the starlet du jour -- just in time for my grown children to learn what "really" happened that day
- Battleship Earth 2
- Sophie’s Choice – The Musical!
- Pretty much anything where a plucky pre-adolescent or grouchy grownup learns the true meaning of Christmas
- Films featuring talking babies (The only exception is if they make a “Family Guy” movie.)
- Any addition to the Rob Zombie filmography
- Any film featuring any/all of the following lines:
“Hold. My. Hand! Don’t. Let. Goooooo!”
“Just try to stay alive!!!”
“I won’t let you die.”
What about you?
they are in fact currently working on the Family Guy movie.
Posted by: Darren | July 14, 2005 at 03:00 PM
I do not plan to watch the Charlie & the Chocolate Factory movie. I can't even believe that they even dared to remake a classic.
Someone else said elsewhere, but I have to agree: Johnny Depp looks like a Michael Jackson clone in all of the commercials. Shudder!
Posted by: Lena | July 14, 2005 at 04:44 PM
Anything with Jean-Claude Van Dam or Steven Segal.
Posted by: Kate | July 14, 2005 at 11:50 PM
Anything with Barbra *spit* Strisand and, of course, anything that Michael Moore had anything whatsoever to do with.
Posted by: Jim -PRS | July 15, 2005 at 10:28 AM
Battleship Earth 2
Oh man, don't even joke about that!
Posted by: Craig | July 17, 2005 at 03:47 PM
Kate stole my thunder with the Steven Segal reference.
remakes of movies that weren't that good in the 1st place
a sequel to the greatest cinematic fake-out of all time (a chic flic in disguise) SWAT II
any movie where Cederic the Entertainer has more than 10 lines
Posted by: Brother Kojak | July 18, 2005 at 10:58 PM
They have doped out on too many drugs and too much booze they have become mindless zombies
Posted by: BIRDZILLA | December 25, 2005 at 04:15 PM