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May 08, 2006

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El Capitan

Oooh! Oooh! Let me try!!!!

Real Song Lyrics: “War Pigs”/Black Sabbath

Gen'rals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind,
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord Yeah!


Christian Radio Redux Lyrics: “War Pigs”/Black Sabbath

Christians gathered in their churches,
Repent their Satan-inspired urges
Loving minds that pray for salvation,
Listen to angels's exaltation
On Calvary the crosses standing,
As God's love just keeps expanding
Life eternal for all mankind,
Tithing 'til they've lost their minds!
Oh Lord Yeah!


Nah, way too easy. Had to throw in the last bit o' snark just to keep from Osmond-izing myself...

oddybobo

Hmmm, there was a very similar South Park episode, but they left in some of the really creepy lyrics in their new Jesus songs! I loved that episode!

Jim - PRS

Maybe we should stick to Steve and Edie.

Bou

I am LMAO. Holy crap. I have to send my folk's this link. My Dad and I had this whole thing about transubstantiation. He tried to convince me that it was the host 'transmorgrified'. Like Calvin and Hobbes and their machine. I still laugh.

Jack Bogdanski

"Jesus Got Back"?

Anthony M.

A lyric for a song needs the right "hook". Think of your target audience and then try and structure the song to suit.

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