Superman

 

Good Idea: Heading to 10 p.m. Superman Returns preview show with Mr. Surly last night.

Bad Idea: Drinking so much caffeine to stay up that I couldn’t get to sleep until 4 a.m.

In case you’re curious (I promise. No spoilers in this whole post.):

• The movie kicked ass. I would even go so far as to call it a chick flick.
• It is very, very, very well directed.
• It’s full of subtle 70’s/80’s throwbacks. (During the right-out-of-the-80’s sequence, when the Superman theme begins to play, you get shivers.)

Also, I wound up having this whole discourse with Mr. Surly about why Superman (the character) is hot. He’s not a whiner. (Spider-Man)  He’s not all maudlin about his tortured youth. (Daredevil) He doesn’t rely on expensive gadgetry. (Batman). He doesn’t make quips before kicking bad-guy ass. (Wolverine) He’s just kind of the strong, silent and totally well-mannered type. Oh yeah, he may have to rush off to disable a nuclear device or catch some dude who fell of a skyscraper, but he still has time to hold the door for a lady. Because, at the end of the day, good manners are sexy.

The feminist in me is embarassed to say, but I still blush furiously when a fella opens my car door for me. Meow!

Comments

[Tammi]

Good to see you back TJ. I missed ya!!

Oh, and even though I'm a Batman girl - there is somethin'about SM's good manners.....PLUS, I'm pretty sure he meets the minimum height requirement! ;-)

[Eric]

... if I were a superhero, I would be Leopard Man...

[zonker]

Will you please post again soon, miss?

(How's dat for manners, eh? ;)

[Eric]

.. alright, Jimbo assures me that you ain't dead...

[Eric]

... I'm beginning to think your Father was mistaken... Code BLUE!!..

[Eric]

... damnation... so you really ARE dead... Jimbo!!.. clean-up on aisle five!...

[zonker]

...and so we are gathered here today in this comment section to remember our beloved blogger friend, Twisty...

[Eric]

... as this wonderful yuletide approaches, we will all remember the wonder that was Twisty.... she was so young and pert.... even for New Jersey..... and she is missed....

.... so let us all raise our glasses of Christmas egg nog.... and toast her memory around the Christmas tree together..... as this is the first Christmas since her bloggy-inception that she is not with us.....

.... amen...

[Erica]

Oh, Lord.

I've stumbled into a funeral in someone's comments section. Six months, and still going strong.

... Do forgive my trespasses, and Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil blodger...

By and by.

[Eric]

.. please post... I am tired of hitting your site and re-reading about Rob's funeral....

[Andy James]

Hey buddy! Interesting post... I just landed on your blog courtesy google. I was thinking.. you could try to put up some current news and happenings. Will make ur blog more interesting.There are many news scrollers. I know of one on http://www.widgetmate.com

[Eric]

... please post...... please?......

[gentleman's guide]

A Gentleman Never Discloses Who Sucked Him Off
By Charles Dubno
the ONION May 18, 2005 | Issue 41•20
I must say, the quality of discourse in this country has taken a sharp plunge of late, not only among the ruffians and ne'er-do-wells from whom one expects coarse speech, but among gentlemen of letters and esteem. I have, with my own ears, several times in the past week, heard the elder sons of prominent families introduce into mixed company subjects formerly reserved for private discussion among gentlemen. It pains me even to raise this point, but following a string of recent events, there is no question that the adage bears repeating: A gentleman ought never to disclose who sucked him off.
This needn't mean a gentleman must limit the discussion of his exploits to his journal. If a gentleman has met a young lady and taken her to his digs, it is his right and privilege to tell his friends and coworkers about the encounter. However, it is the mark of a true gentleman to omit his lady friend's name from the discussion of her pussy's tightness.
Why, I had assumed that this custom and others like it were universal and well understood, but as long as I am spelling out the Rules of the Gentleman, allow me to introduce several other equally important but oft-neglected guidelines.
Should a gentleman find himself alone with a lady, he should not simply undo his pants and come in her hole. A gentleman knows that it is good manners to coax his lady friend's heels as far above her head as they will go, to "split the reed," and perhaps to turn his lady over and give it to her "doggy style." A gentleman knows that a true lady enjoys a moderate amount of hair-pulling and ass-grabbing, taking these attentions as marks of affection and virility. However, a gentleman knows where to draw the line. He never lodges his lady friend's head between the couch cushions.
A gentleman occasionally will have more than one guest at his home. Should he see that jealousy is breeding between the two ladies whom he is hosting, a gentleman does not say, "Whoa, ladies, there's enough of me to go around!" The gentleman, valuing decorum and discretion above all else in his paramours, gently guides his guests' heads from his penis and informs them that if they do not act like ladies, he will have to ask them both to leave.
When up to his nuts in a lady's guts, a gentleman knows that it is quite impolite to smoke, talk politics, or take phone calls. Should his cell phone ring, the gentleman says, "Excuse me, I need to take this." He withdraws his penis from his lady friend and keeps his phone conversation brief. When he has completed his call, a gentleman gently reinserts his dick into his lady.
Of course, a gentleman who is not a smoker keeps an ashtray on his balcony for his lady friends who wish to smoke.
It should go without saying that, once he has arranged for a paid lady of the night to meet him at his home, a gentleman does not jerk off several times while awaiting her arrival, in order to "get his money's worth."
A gentleman knows that accidents happen. While it is an unfortunate and boorish behavior that should be kept to a minimum, a gentleman always apologizes to a lady after he mistakenly shoots his load inside of her.
A gentleman never comes in a lady's eyes.
While he knows that a lady gets pleasure out of pleasuring him, and he will occasionally increase the intensity of that pleasure by gentle force, a gentleman will never choke a woman on his cock.
If a gentleman wishes to attend to a lady's pleasure through oral manipulation, no matter what the state of affairs below, he always politely completes his task. A gentleman ought never to fan his hand in the air, grimace and make a show of removing a pubic hair from his teeth, or compare his lady friend's vulva to two strips of partially grilled fajita meat.
A gentleman knows that it is considered good manners to have an unopened toothbrush on hand for his lady friend, in the event that she should like to freshen up after eating his ass.
Breeding needn't amount to priggishness. On the contrary, a gentleman knows that good old-fashioned manners will likely increase his social engagements, once word gets out that he is not one to splooge and tell. But I beg the reader, for the sake of tradition and all that is decent, to remember that a true gentleman does not ever, under any circumstances, go ass to mouth.

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